Dislikes:Jay n Kay

Who do you think is the most evil person in the world. Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush? Well you're all wrong! It's this short fat furrball! Sure I know what you're thinking, "It's just a cat". Well this cat has more brains than all the scientists combined. And the only thing he thinks about is taking over the world and he's starting with the household. His only problem is that he can't control Jay the way he can control the rest of the humans in the house. And as long as I'm here he'll never get that control.