Real Name: Jonathan Kinnebrew

What can I say about Jay? I some would say without him there wouldn't be me. Well I say without me there wouldn't be him. Before I came along, Jay was shy, nerdy, scared of girls, and just a general pushover. And now that I'm here, uh...well he's still all those things, just with a little more flair. In fact the only thing he's confident in is his skill in video games, which is pretty good, but that's only b/c I can't touch a control stick. He has an incredible imagination which for some reason attracts the weirdest things to happen to us. But through it all I'll always stand by him, because I really don't have a choice in the matter.